SECTION 1: CHARACTER
DETAILS
Full Name: Walt
"Hummina" Jones
Rank:
Lieutenant
Position: Communications Officer
Commission: USS Entropy
Previous Assignment: Press
Secretary for the Provisional Governor of Super planet Janet. Prior to that,
served as Commander aboard the USS Feather (I'm real bitter about the demotion,
so don't ask me about it any more).
Birth World: Earth
SECTION 2: CHARACTER'S
FEATURES
Race/Species:
Human
Sex: Male
Age:
32
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 235 lbs.
Hair: None
Eyes:
Green
SECTION 3: PERSONAL HISTORY
My
personal life is mine. What I will tell you is that I enjoy it. I enjoy it lots.
SECTION 4: CHARACTER'S
ATTRIBUTES
1) Talents: You mean work related? I'm not the
Communications Officer for nothing. I have, as they say, the gift of gab.
2) Traditions: Every year I fix a big lasagna dinner for my family at Christmas. All my sisters and mom and dad come in. It's quite a big deal. We're all usually drunk by the time dinner's served. It's a blast. At the end of the night we go out caroling.
3) Marital Status: Married
4) Likes: See "Personal Note" below. Just don't tell the Captain. I also like redheads. And good, strong, black coffee.
5) Dislikes: Whiners and a lot of rules. Go figure I'd come back to serve Starfleet again. What, am I nuts?
6) Strong Beliefs: Again, see the "Personal Note" below.
7) Limitations: I have no problems telling people what I think. I usually find trouble that way. I don't see it as a limitation. It's a gift. My wife will tell you something different, though.
8) Strengths: See "Talents" above.
9) Ambitions: See "Personal Note" below. Again.
10) Special Abilities: Tell the truth ... no candy coating, no soft-pedal. Like it or not, that's me.
11) Quirks:
You don't want to know.
SECTION 5: CHARACTER'S CAREER
Oh,
for the love of Pete. Just ask the damn
computer. It's all on file. It's all BS, but it's on file, for crying out loud.
Look it up. Jeez.
SECTION 6: RECOMMENDATIONS
"God, that guy's an
ass. But you have to admit, he can talk you into anything."
- An anonymous former co-worker
"Oh yeah,
Hum's the best. Quite a dynamo, if you know what I mean. Ooh. I believe I have
what they used to call the vapors."
- Another anonymous former co-worker
"That
mother f%#&er!
Who is it this time? Probably some cheap tart that slept her way through
Starfleet Academy. Is she pretty? Prettier than me?"
- Amber Jones, Wife of Ensign Walt "Hummina" Jones
SECTION 8:
AWARDS WON
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| December, 2001 | September, 2002 |
| Ladies and Gentlemen, the Evolution-Part 2 | Where, Oh Where Can He Be? |
SECTION 9:
COMMUNICATION CENTER
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Lieutenant Jones' |
